DEVON is promoting itself as the top holiday destination for lovers of beaver.
NEWS editors have confirmed that they are mostly going to be doing pictures of waves for the time being.
THE search for shale gas in the UK is beginning to feel as if it might be psychotic, it has emerged.
CATS love any quirky and winsome humour associated with people, it has emerged.
NEW projections that London will be reclaimed by the sea have been greeted enthusiastically by the rest of the country.
DOGS around the UK are determined not to lose it this year when the banging starts.
FISH from around the globe are being brought to the UK and forced to eat human foot tissue in sleazy 'spas'.
BLASTING leaves with a handheld air cannon is surprisingly frustrating, it has been claimed.