NEIGHBOURS have confirmed the recent drop in temperature during a top level over-the-fence meeting.
THE residents of a Bronze Age village were bitterly opposed to Iron Age migrants from Europe, archaeologists have found.
BRITAIN has demanded the right to sleep through the winter like a hedgehog.
A CAT is certain that its owners will appreciate having a mauled bird brought into their house.
A LABRADOR is carefully plotting the sleeping spot that will cause maximum annoyance.
CHRISTMAS is once again messing up important occasions like bin day for no good reason, millions of Britons have complained.
THE Met Office has warned that anyone exposed to today's 'blood rain' will turn into a goth.
A DIEHARD global warming sceptic is happy to believe in all the other types of science, it has emerged.