Environment

Lobster can't believe he ended up in bloody Lidl

A LOBSTER is dismayed to have ended up in the frozen food section of Lidl, he has confirmed.

Met Office thanks your dad for Facebook weather updates

THE Met Office has thanked your dad for keeping people up-to-date with the weather via Facebook.

Scotland to experience first-ever bout of bad weather

SCOTLAND is preparing to experience bad weather for the first time in its history.

Sheep actually full of radical opinions

MANY sheep have extreme political views, it has emerged.

Cat acting hard because he is outside

A CAT is acting tough because of being outside.

Normal-sized rat spotted

A RAT that is 'the size of a normal rat' has been sighted.

Mums treating cold weather like deadly radiation

MUMS are treating the fairly cold weather as if it were lethal radiation, it has been confirmed.

Flooding in new areas now a pre-Christmas tradition

FLOODING in places that have never suffered flooding before is now an annual pre-Christmas event, it has been confirmed.