THE high speed rail line between London and Birmingham will boost the economy by an enormous made-up number, it has been confirmed.
WASPS are desperately trying to share their advanced scientific and philosophical knowledge with humans.
THE scientist who discovered a new ferret-like mammal is pleading with colleagues to somehow get it off his face.
GIANT pandas will become a common pest in the UK as they breed uncontrollably, it has emerged.
YESTERDAY'S 24-hour heatwave has claimed the lives of nine men who were overwhelmed by sex thoughts.
A BEE has described giving a good-looking purple flower the pollinating of its life.
DOLPHINS have been observed displaying two-faced behaviour.