MOST Audi cars have a knobhead fitted in the driver’s seat, it has emerged.
A TERRIER humping a stranger’s shin has described how his mind is telling him no but his body’s telling him yes.
A CAT owner is convinced that her pet is unique.
ELEVEN million VW drivers have been recalled to the factory to be fitted with scepticism about man-made global warming.
THE end of sunny weather has liberated millions of Britons from having to pretend they are in a good mood.
A WEATHER forecaster has admitted he is just wasting his time right now.
THE koala that chased a female quad biker believes it is possible to be simultaneously adorable and sexually aroused.
BRITAIN is unable to stop watching today’s heavy rain because it touches something deep in the national psyche.