Environment

Sheep actually full of radical opinions

MANY sheep have extreme political views, it has emerged.

Cat acting hard because he is outside

A CAT is acting tough because of being outside.

Normal-sized rat spotted

A RAT that is 'the size of a normal rat' has been sighted.

Mums treating cold weather like deadly radiation

MUMS are treating the fairly cold weather as if it were lethal radiation, it has been confirmed.

Flooding in new areas now a pre-Christmas tradition

FLOODING in places that have never suffered flooding before is now an annual pre-Christmas event, it has been confirmed.

UK completely unprepared for snow for 10,438th winter running

BRITAIN has once again found itself unprepared for snow as it has been since the beginning of recorded history.

All dogs on dog Tinder

DOGS are using social media for no-strings hookups with other dogs, it has emerged.

Hipster dog only likes 80s dog food that you can’t get any more

A DOG hipster will only eat an obscure type of vintage dog food that he enjoys in a semi-ironic way.