Environment

Rat feeling pressure to become super rat

A RAT has been left depressed by reports of so-called ‘super rats’.

Humans to save planet by buying things with ‘eco’ in the name

CLIMATE change can be stopped by purchasing goods that say ‘eco’ on the packaging, it has been claimed.

Massive cat responds to shooing with icy glare

A HUGE cat has responded to attempts to evict it from a garden with cold indifference.

Dad presses fog lights button as if deploying spy weapon

A 45-YEAR-OLD man has turned on his fog lights in the manner of a spy firing an under-bonnet machine gun.

Cat will eat rat but not cheaper catfood

A CAT has refused to eat a slightly cheaper brand of catfood, despite having recently eaten a rat.

Heroic dog fights off potential boyfriend

A BRAVE dog has prevented its owner from talking to a possible romantic partner.

UK facing child artwork disposal crisis

THE volume of drawings created by children will bury Britain by 2020 unless urgent action is taken, environmentalists have warned.

Daddy long legs in bath ‘just as uncomfortable as you are’

A DADDY long legs trapped in a bath has admitted the situation is far from ideal.