RESIDENTS of Wales are not particularly alarmed at the prospect of heavy rain, it has emerged.
THE SNOW which has covered Scotland, Wales, the North and the Midlands could affect parts of Britain that matter, forecasters have warned.
NEIGHBOURS have confirmed the recent drop in temperature during a top level over-the-fence meeting.
THE residents of a Bronze Age village were bitterly opposed to Iron Age migrants from Europe, archaeologists have found.
BRITAIN has demanded the right to sleep through the winter like a hedgehog.
A CAT is certain that its owners will appreciate having a mauled bird brought into their house.
A LABRADOR is carefully plotting the sleeping spot that will cause maximum annoyance.
CHRISTMAS is once again messing up important occasions like bin day for no good reason, millions of Britons have complained.