HUMANITY is conflicted over whether it is worth decimating the planet to maintain the supply of desirable consumer goods.
WILD pony Tom Logan has revealed ambitions other than becoming pie filling.
PLANET Earth has confirmed that it really does not like Sting.
ESSEX is to be turned into a gigantic sewage outflow for the city of London.
THE 2014 fungi crop is hoping to induce more cases of projectile vomiting after a disappointing 2013.
THE majority of Britain’s hedgehogs, moles and hares have made homes in derelict DVD libraries.
SLUGS get into kitchens by teleporting, it has emerged.
ENDANGERED water voles have designed a revised food chain where nothing eats them.