Heroic dog fights off potential boyfriend

A BRAVE dog has prevented its owner from talking to a possible romantic partner.

UK facing child artwork disposal crisis

THE volume of drawings created by children will bury Britain by 2020 unless urgent action is taken, environmentalists have warned.

Daddy long legs in bath ‘just as uncomfortable as you are’

A DADDY long legs trapped in a bath has admitted the situation is far from ideal.

Tests on Audi cars find they contain tossers

MOST Audi cars have a knobhead fitted in the driver’s seat, it has emerged.

Dog don’t see nothing wrong with a little bump ’n grind

A TERRIER humping a stranger’s shin has described how his mind is telling him no but his body’s telling him yes.

Woman refuses to accept that her cat is normal

A CAT owner is convinced that her pet is unique.

Volkswagen owners retro-fitted with climate change denial

ELEVEN million VW drivers have been recalled to the factory to be fitted with scepticism about man-made global warming.

Bad weather ends tiresome obligation to act happy

THE end of sunny weather has liberated millions of Britons from having to pretend they are in a good mood.