MILLIONS have flocked to beaches, parks and pub gardens where they have pretended not to be slightly cold.
CAT are incredibly keen on high temperatures despite having thick pelts, it has emerged.
A RAIN of sand from the Sahara has finally made London the desert that it always was in spirit, it has been confirmed.
A LONDON fire has been hailed as a hero after thousands got the afternoon off work and Mamma Mia! was cancelled.
VIOLENCE between beaver and otter gangs is spiralling out of control.
HS2 will deliver cost-effective journey time reductions if Birmingham is moved to Cumbria, experts have confirmed.
OPPONENTS of solar power have been having an excellent morning.
THE brief period of darkness which has just passed across the UK counts as Friday night, meaning it is now Saturday and everyone can go home.