WALES has asked for science to apologise after threats of solar storms were confirmed.
THERE'S quite a lot water around these days isn't there, according to a committee of MPs.
THE dolphin freed from a fishing line by a diver propositioned him shortly afterwards, it has emerged.
UNSIGHTLY wind turbines have attacked a school near Swindon, leaving a trail of dismembered corpses in their wake.
CRABS are capable of verbalising obscenities, it has emerged.
IT'S going to start raining men for the first time in history, according to 70s disco meteorologists.