FISH are on the brink of surrender, it was confirmed last night.
A GREAT WHITE shark escaped with cuts and bruises after straying into coastal waters full of British drunks.
DAVID Cameron has pledged a full-scale inquiry as it emerged that British airspace is unable to deal with an enormous volcanic cloud for the second year in a row.
THE shake-up of Britain's rail system is to include a multi-million project to make all trains, stations and platforms pony compliant within four years.
RECORD spring temperatures across the UK have raised concerns that global warming might be a real thing after all.
CONSTABLES called to a nocturnal disturbance in Windermere found a group of men cheering two battling plesiosaurs, it has emerged.
THE government has abandoned plans to force trees off benefits and into work.
THE M25 is a huge waste of money that goes round in a loop and just ends up back where it started, according to a devastating new report.