Environment

Whale graveyard full of mawkish tat

A WHALE graveyard is full of tacky and garish tributes left by other whales, it has emerged.

Bunch of flooding experts acting like smart arses

A BUNCH of ‘flooding experts’ have come up with a lot of fancy solutions three weeks too late.

Floods to be followed by giant wolf eating the sun

METEOROLOGISTS have confirmed that Ragnarok, the Viking apocalypse, will happen on Sunday.

Sinkholes are badgers’ revenge

THE sinkholes appearing across Britain are an act of revenge by the badgers.

Unparalleled Britain battles havoc crisis

BRITAIN'S chaos crisis is no longer paralleled.

Wales gone

WALES is not there anymore.

Cameron to visit big, grey cloud

DAVID Cameron will today visit one of the big, grey clouds over Britain in a bid to ‘get a handle’ on rain.

Environment Agency to fill Somerset with piranhas

THE Environment Agency is to step up its attack on Somerset with more than two million carnivorous fish.