BONOBO monkeys are disgusting, according to new research.
SNOWY weather will result in a million of pictures of nothing much, experts have warned.
THE decline in marine life may in some way be connected to all the shit, piss and bleach pumped in there every single day by everyone in the world, it has been claimed.
STAY off the moors, yokels have warned.
PEOPLE who continually insist the days are getting longer are leaving a
trail of psychological destruction across Britain, it has emerged.
BRITAIN'S relatively pleasant winter weather has taught absolutely nothing to an idle grasshopper that ignored the advice of an industrious ant.
THIRTY-FOUR participants in television rutting event Take Me Out have been killed by ITV rangers after escaping from their secure backstage enclosure.
CLAIMS that Britain's green energy revolution will cost consumers thousands of pounds have been dismissed by people who believe it is going to be windy.