Environment

UK shale gas could last as long as a spaniel

THE UK's shale gas reserves could last as long as the average lifespan of a springer spaniel.

Middle lane voted 'best lane'

THE middle lane has been voted British Lane of the Year.

Moths struggling with light addiction

LIGHT addiction is leaving thousands of moths unable live normal lives.

Rolling into a ball not as good as running like f*ck, hedgehogs told

A SHARP decline in hedgehog numbers has been blamed on the ineffectiveness of curling into a ball when threatened.

Sweatiness out of control

BRITONS are sweating like pigs as the weather refuses to make up its mind.

Spring thinks it's too late to start now

SPRING will bypass the UK this year after deciding that to arrive so late would be unbearably awkward.