GIANT pandas will become a common pest in the UK as they breed uncontrollably, it has emerged.
YESTERDAY'S 24-hour heatwave has claimed the lives of nine men who were overwhelmed by sex thoughts.
A BEE has described giving a good-looking purple flower the pollinating of its life.
DOLPHINS have been observed displaying two-faced behaviour.
THE royal birth represents the population 'tipping point' beyond which the planet cannot sustain human life.
THE sun has expressed bafflement at Britain's reaction to it shining for a few days.