KENT residents have said they may never trust the earth again after being hit by a 4.2 magnitude earthquake.
HOUSEHOLDERS have been warned against feeding urban foxes as the animals are fussy and claim to have intolerances.
FIVE 'Nessie hunters' have been killed and eaten after a thrilling encounter with a giant aquatic lizard.
MILLIONS have flocked to beaches, parks and pub gardens where they have pretended not to be slightly cold.
CAT are incredibly keen on high temperatures despite having thick pelts, it has emerged.
A RAIN of sand from the Sahara has finally made London the desert that it always was in spirit, it has been confirmed.
A LONDON fire has been hailed as a hero after thousands got the afternoon off work and Mamma Mia! was cancelled.
VIOLENCE between beaver and otter gangs is spiralling out of control.