A WEATHER forecaster has admitted he is just wasting his time right now.
As the weather swung violently from glorious to Biblical, Met Office expert Martin Bishop is refusing to go near his green-screen.
He said: “Fuck this. You’re on your own.
“Mother Nature clearly hates me – perhaps because I said she was stunning – and has now decided it would be a right old laugh to put me out of a job.
“I could have been a geography teacher or worked for an oil company, but no, I thought working for the Met Office would be so terribly fancy. It’s just bullshit.”
Bishop added: “All I can reasonably recommend is that you go out in shorts and a vest. If that feels wrong, go back indoors immediately and put different clothes on.”
The weather is expected to return to normal in October, when the Met Office just releases forecasts from previous years and they all go on holiday to Crete.
