Fake blood donors desperately needed

31-10-12

THE government has launched an urgent appeal for fake blood.

Seasonal pursuits have depleted fake blood reserves to critical levels.

Dr Tom Booker said: “We’re looking for all fake blood types. Whether your fake blood is sticky or shiny or tastes weirdly of mint, we need to hear from you.

“Donating fake blood is painless plus you get a free set of plastic fangs.”

 

 

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