Internal struggle over whether to get out of bed for wee enters second hour

03-04-18

A WOMAN’s internal dilemma about whether to get up and have a wee has entered its second hour.

Emma Bradford has found herself crippled by indecision and also increasing discomfort in her bladder, as she weighs up whether to make the arduous 15-step journey to the bathroom.

She said: “I’m probably going to fall asleep any minute now, so there’s not much point going all that way.

“But will I piss the bed? I haven’t done that since the hockey club initiation at university, but it’s a possibility. 

“That’d be really bad. Although I suppose the sheets do need washing anyway.”

She added: “Maybe I should just go and get it over with. I’m sure someone told me you can die from not having a wee.”

Bradford will eventually give up thinking about it, convincing herself that her inaction is due to concern over waking her boyfriend even though it is really just laziness.

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