MEN SHOULD HAVE SEX EVERY DAY, SAY MEN

MEN should have sex every day, according to the latest scientific research by men.

The research has been met with a mixed reception

Professor Bill McKay, Director of Getting It at the Institute of Men, said: “Men should have sex every day, I can’t put it any simpler than that.”

According to McKay men having sex everyday would have a number of positive health effects for them including:

Men having sex every day
Sex being had by men every day
Loads of rumpy for blokes

Prof McKay said: “Sex, sex, sex, sex, men, men, men, every day, every day, every day. Do you hear what I am saying?”

The professor said he arrived at his breakthrough scientific conclusion after many hard years of not having sex every day.

He said: “I thought to myself that what I really wanted was sex every day, I then factored into the equation that I was a man and after that everything just fell into place.”

Prof McKay’s report Why Men Should Have Sex Every Day by a Really Important Scientist is to be published later this week with an initial print run of three billion.

He is now working on the follow up publication Why Women Should Stop Denying Men From Having Sex Every Day When it is Proven by Scientists that Men Should Have Sex Every Day.

Asked if it was also true that men having sex every day improved the quality of their sperm and maximised their chances of getting their partners pregnant the professor said: “I couldn’t give a toss.”

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