THE standard level of sobriety is to be upgraded to two medium-strength beers, or a large glass of wine.
PARENTS of tragic teenager Nikki Hollis have called on party hat manufacturers to stop their evil trade.
YOU shall not banish me with your so-called remedies, says your hangover.
AMERICA has begun rolling out a clothes ban in a bid to tackle over-eating.
SLEEPING solidly for around 100 days is the key to feeling on top, according to ursine sleep experts.