ANYONE catching a cold can sue the person who gave it to them, according to an EU ruling.
FIZZY drinks must be drab 'own brand' versions, under new plans to cut child obesity.
BRITONS have already eaten the massive amount of sweets they ostensibly bought for trick or treaters.
WORKERS have been advised to squeeze in some fraudulent sick leave in before the end of October.
DREAMS have no hidden meanings, it has emerged.
MOST hangovers are wrongly blamed on beer that is contaminated.
ELECTRONIC cigarettes are to be classified as adult nipple substitutes.
28-YEAR-OLD Tom Logan has described how a single night of intense drinking ravaged his youthful looks.