MILLIONS are running until their legs give out just for something to do.
BRAWLING is the most effective way to shed excess weight, according to doctors.
THE people who were utterly convinced that fat was the worst thing are now utterly convinced that it is sugar.
ONE in five people admitted to accident and emergency units are setting up a stall and selling second hand goods.
SCIENTISTS have helpfully revealed the number of risk-free cigarettes you can smoke every week.
NON-SMOKERS would prefer electronic cigarettes to be fatal, it has emerged.
MASSAGES are the opposite of soothing, it has emerged.
PEOPLE who are not getting any sex are tired of hearing about the health benefits of lovemaking.