THE National Health Service is now little more than a front for illegal boxing matches between frail pensioners, according to a new report.
THE NHS is to improve its performance in getting fat people to hospital by deploying long trails of Wotsits.
HEARTBROKEN sort-of-health service the NHS has admitted that the Tories have been knocking it about again.
BRITAIN has launched its annual health kick with a pledge to keep it going until Friday.
HERBAL remedy Echinacea is infallible when used against malevolent
wraiths trapped between this world and the next, according to new
THE government is to press ahead with massive structural changes to the NHS because this time it is obviously going to work.
ICY pavements are causing a record number of injuries as people fall over in a manner that onlookers find incredibly funny.
LOCAL councils are to rebrand the 'Truffle Shuffle' as the 'Dance of Death', as part of new plans to reduce the size of Britain's children.