DRINKERS are furious about being unable to predict the severity of their hangovers.
REGULARLY eating food protects against death, it has emerged.
THE trend for men wearing woven elastic bands around the penis is affecting male health, experts have warned.
FACEBOOK addict Wayne Hayes has become so reliant on the site that he communicates entirely in leading statements.
A DESIRE to read tawdry articles about health may be a sign that your brain is not working properly, doctors have warned.
OVER 700,000 people in the UK take cocaine regularly, despite none of them liking it.
DAVID Cameron has set up a Cabinet committee to decide if ebola is a bad thing.
ELDERLY people are to get vital heart exercise from people jumping out of their cupboards dressed as the undead.