THE fewer NHS doctors and nurses you have the more patients you can treat, according to a government commissioned report.
THE ailing NHS is to be kicked into shape using an array of characters from Street-Fighter 2, it was confirmed last night.
A STUDY of habitual snorers has found that they do it just to be a right pain in the arse.
MOST British children under the age of 12 now consist mainly of ham, according to a leading health charity.
A CONSERVATIVE government will set up a social networking site so that we can all read about each other's embarrassing diseases.
THE NHS should stop helping horrid, ghastly people to have babies, according to a new report.
THREE people in China have died from the plague, if anyone's interested, the World Health Organisation said last night.