CHILDREN of twee parents risk tasting refined sugar for the first time as Britain is hit by a mango shortage.
FORMER homeopathic doctors are offering a new treatment where patients smoke a lot of cigarettes.
WAITROSE cafe customers have fallen ill after drinking coffee contaminated with bourgeois values.
THE NHS is to ease the rules on liver transplants so that Britain will still have enough people.
ANTI-SMOKING campaigners have called for a ban on anything that can be sucked.
FOOD scientists have turned nutrition on its head by claiming that eating vegetables may be a good idea.
ADVERTS which give parents no choice but to pump their children full of sugar and fat 24 hours a day are to be banned.
YOUR health is not especially important, according to a new study.