THESE recommended daily limits on alcohol the government has come up with are really not doing it for us, drinkers said last night.
THE doner kebab is a nutritious snack filled with zinc and proteins from the compacted shavings of at least 14 different varieties of testicle, doctors said last night.
WOMEN'S brains are hard-wired for cake, new research shows.
STRICT standards must be applied to alternative medicine, according to the voodoo priest who will run the UK's complementary therapy watchdog.
YOUNG Britons are switching to elephant-based drugs after the horse tranquiliser Ketamine was officially designated as so last week.
WOMEN who think their relationships should mirror those in romantic comedies are pathetic, experts revealed last night.
OFFICE workers can halt the spread of the winter vomiting virus by not vomiting on each other, doctors said last night.
PRIME minister Gordon Brown was last night under observation in a London psychiatric hospital after claiming to be Spiderman.