PEOPLE are drinking more to distract themselves from constantly worrying about cancer.
DOCTORS have rejected an opportunity to make more money, it has emerged.
'BIEBER fever' is a sexually transmitted bacterial infection, scientists have confirmed.
KEBAB lovers were last night relieved to discover their favourite food is nothing more than illegal chimpanzee meat.
THOUSANDS of public health experts could disappear over the next two weeks if they don't shut it, according to a new study.
THE National Health Service is now little more than a front for illegal boxing matches between frail pensioners, according to a new report.
THE NHS is to improve its performance in getting fat people to hospital by deploying long trails of Wotsits.
HEARTBROKEN sort-of-health service the NHS has admitted that the Tories have been knocking it about again.