DOCTORS have called for a new approach to obesity which gently encourages overweight people to despise the very idea of themselves.
AN inquiry has been launched into why it has taken a month to blame the horsemeat scandal on the French.
THE Food Standards Agency last night admitted there is nothing more it can do.
THE UK’s water companies have announced plans for a two-tier water supply, comprising poisoned water and more expensive water that is safe to drink.
THE standard level of sobriety is to be upgraded to two medium-strength beers, or a large glass of wine.