A & E DEPARTMENTS are to offer an 'express tier' of medieval-style leech treatment.
OFFICE worker Tom Logan’s life is still shit despite him eating a nutritious breakfast every day.
ANYONE catching a cold can sue the person who gave it to them, according to an EU ruling.
FIZZY drinks must be drab 'own brand' versions, under new plans to cut child obesity.
BRITONS have already eaten the massive amount of sweets they ostensibly bought for trick or treaters.
WORKERS have been advised to squeeze in some fraudulent sick leave in before the end of October.
DREAMS have no hidden meanings, it has emerged.
MOST hangovers are wrongly blamed on beer that is contaminated.