THE deadly new superbug that is going kill you by Friday is not even British, it emerged last night.
GISELE Bundchen has been urged to boost her breastfeeding campaign by coming to people's houses and showing them how it's done.
FUNDING for crone divination should be scrapped, the British Medical Council said last night.
THE fat that is in food could be the same as the fat that is in people, experts claimed last night.
GP waiting times are to be scrapped so doctors can prioritise based on a patient's potential to disrupt their wine shopping.
SPENDING the night in an NHS hospital is better than living on the street, according to Britain's most demented vagrant.
FERAL packs of surplus nurses are to be culled by NHS managers.