Health

Steroids confirmed as this generation's Ecstasy

MUSCLE-BUILDING steroids have been confirmed as this decade's defining drug.

One in five hospitals not actually hospitals

MORE than 20% of buildings that claim to be hospitals are nothing of the kind, it has emerged.

Health campaigners may actually be insane

FANATICAL public health campaigners may be mentally ill, it has emerged.

Lard back in fashion as a lubricant

PIG fat is back in vogue as a sexual lubricant, it has emerged.

Fried food ban could kill Scottish children

SCOTTISH children may die if schools can only serve them deep fried food once a week, it has been claimed.

One person in three on cusp of diabetes and eating Snickers

A THIRD of the UK on the edge of developing Type II diabetes then went ahead and got it.

Tiredness the main cause of racism, say experts

PHYSICAL exertion and lack of sleep are to blame for Britain’s racism epidemic, according to a new study.

Government adding cocaine to tap water

HUGE amounts of cocaine are being added to the water supply in a bid to make the population more productive.