IT WILL soon be dark in the evenings again, according to Britain’s grandmothers.
ONCE you are over 35 hangovers become a bleak psychological prison of paranoia and depression, it has been confirmed.
A MAN is really feeling the benefits of his exercise regime when he is not recovering from agonising injuries, he has announced.
BEING a moron is the most effective method for avoiding anxiety, research has found.
A SMOKER has expressed concern after finding a hair in rolling tobacco that already contained embalming fluid.
PARENTS have reacted to school summer holidays being cut to five weeks with an outpouring of feigned sympathy.
DIET experts are exploring a new theory that an inbuilt sense called ‘hunger’ may somehow indicate how much food we should consume.
A PIONEERING penis transplant may be the first time the male organ has actually helped someone, it has been claimed.