OVERWORKED Britons are proving a rich hunting ground for vengeful spirit Freddy Krueger.
MIDDLE class children have been hit by an epidemic of invisible and undetectable illnesses.
MEN generally prefer to have relatively small testicles, it has been confirmed.
THE comsumption of rosé has been banned for the next seven months, pending a review at Easter.
IF our wine needs some water in it then we know where the water is, middle class drinkers have confirmed.
SPENDING a week in a tent is long enough for you to believe that it was actually a good idea in the first place.