MOST fat people still have no idea that they are fat despite the overwhelming quantity of visual evidence, according to a new report.
MOST people still cling to the belief that you can drink four bottles of cheap red wine and feel fine the next day if you have a special magic breakfast, according to a new survey.
CHILDREN under five who receive swine flu vaccinations will have to work for their local GP until the debt is paid, it emerged last night.
A SURVEY of prescriptions written by homeopathic practitioners has found that 10 out of every 10 is riddled with unscientific garbage, according to a new study.
A PATIENT suffering from colon cancer has become the first to have their tumour destroyed by Mika's voice, it was confirmed last night.
RESEARCH showing that exercise cannot combat the effects of excessive alcohol has caused thousands of drinkers to decide not to bother.
CANCER patients denied a life-extending drug on the NHS will be given the chance to win it by shooting at some tin cans with a wonky air gun.
NURSES are to undergo a rigorous three-year degree as the NHS launches a new drive to kill people more efficiently.