MOST British children under the age of 12 now consist mainly of ham, according to a leading health charity.
A CONSERVATIVE government will set up a social networking site so that we can all read about each other's embarrassing diseases.
THE NHS should stop helping horrid, ghastly people to have babies, according to a new report.
THREE people in China have died from the plague, if anyone's interested, the World Health Organisation said last night.
FAT people will automatically lose weight if manufacturers reduce the size of chocolate bars, according to the Food Standards Agency.