'BIEBER fever' is a sexually transmitted bacterial infection, scientists have confirmed.
KEBAB lovers were last night relieved to discover their favourite food is nothing more than illegal chimpanzee meat.
THOUSANDS of public health experts could disappear over the next two weeks if they don't shut it, according to a new study.
THE National Health Service is now little more than a front for illegal boxing matches between frail pensioners, according to a new report.
THE NHS is to improve its performance in getting fat people to hospital by deploying long trails of Wotsits.
HEARTBROKEN sort-of-health service the NHS has admitted that the Tories have been knocking it about again.
BRITAIN has launched its annual health kick with a pledge to keep it going until Friday.
HERBAL remedy Echinacea is infallible when used against malevolent
wraiths trapped between this world and the next, according to new