A PATIENT suffering from colon cancer has become the first to have their tumour destroyed by Mika's voice, it was confirmed last night.
RESEARCH showing that exercise cannot combat the effects of excessive alcohol has caused thousands of drinkers to decide not to bother.
CANCER patients denied a life-extending drug on the NHS will be given the chance to win it by shooting at some tin cans with a wonky air gun.
NURSES are to undergo a rigorous three-year degree as the NHS launches a new drive to kill people more efficiently.
VIOLENCE in cartoons is causing children to drop massive anvils on each others' heads, stockpile TNT or mess around with huge magnets, a new report has warned.
PARENTS' rights to withdraw their children from sex education will stop once the youngsters are already experienced in Dutch steamboating and the reverse clambake, the Government said last night.
BRITAIN'S children are close to reaching their critical mass, according to a new scientific report.
THE government's chief advisor on drugs has described his first Ecstasy experience as 'utterly, utterly mental'.