Health
Bed Full Of Frogs 'Bad For Sleep'
FILLING your bed with frogs before you go to sleep could stop you getting a decent night's rest, new research reveals.
Everyone To Be Fitted With A Zip
EVERYONE is to be fitted with a zip as part of Gordon Brown’s plan to nationalise Britain’s kidneys.
Most Men Still Addicted To Sex With Themselves, Say Docs
THE number of men addicted to sex with themselves is just about the same as it has always been, a new study reveals.
Living In A Big Glass Tube Can Add 40 Years To Your Life, Say Experts
ABANDONING your job, your family and the outside world in favour of a big glass tube can extend your life expectancy by decades, according to a new study.
Traditional Light Bulbs Are A Superfood, Says PR Company
TRADITIONAL lightbulbs are a healthy and nutritious superfood rich in riboflavin and better for you than broccoli, the traditional light bulb industry revealed last night.
Smokers More Likely To Be Eaten By Dragons
SMOKERS are nearly five times more likely to be eaten by dragons than non-smokers, a new study suggests.
Britain Explodes At Both Ends
BRITAIN exploded at both ends last night as the latest gastric superbug lit up the nation's bathrooms.
Total Darkness Link To Blinding Headaches
WANDERING around your house in total darkness is the single biggest cause of serious headaches, a new study has revealed.