NURSES are to undergo a rigorous three-year degree as the NHS launches a new drive to kill people more efficiently.
VIOLENCE in cartoons is causing children to drop massive anvils on each others' heads, stockpile TNT or mess around with huge magnets, a new report has warned.
PARENTS' rights to withdraw their children from sex education will stop once the youngsters are already experienced in Dutch steamboating and the reverse clambake, the Government said last night.
BRITAIN'S children are close to reaching their critical mass, according to a new scientific report.
THE government's chief advisor on drugs has described his first Ecstasy experience as 'utterly, utterly mental'.
NHS officials have defended their decision to employ thousands of bats at a Scottish hospital.
A NEW vaccine designed to treat cocaine addiction also produces a pleasant, drifty feeling that you could very easily get used to, it emerged last night.
MOST fat people are unaware they are overweight because they spend all their money on cheesy pies instead of a mirror, according to a new survey.