THE majority of potential organ donors would prefer to keep hold of their body parts until they are fully decomposed, just in case.
THE European Union has been accused of nanny state meddling after giving the Heimlich manoeuvre to a three year-old.
DAVID Cameron is to cut the deficit by removing at least 30% of Britain with catastrophically out-of-date pork products.
RESEARCHERS have isolated the strand of DNA responsible for people denying responsibility for anything.
LOOKING down your nose at normal people can add 10 years to your life, say researchers.
FEMALE hormone tests can now accurately predict the rate at which a man's life will fall to bits.
CHILDHOOD eating disorders may be caused by giving them plate after plate of food that is just shit, experts have claimed.
RECREATIONAL mule tranquiliser ketamine affects the mind in a similar way to programmes about Peter Andre, experts have claimed.