MOST NHS doctors and nurses are happy for you to choke on a biscuit while they play cards and watch videos, according to a new staff survey.
CRUSHING anti-psychotic drugs into some yogurt has replaced television as the world's most popular method of child care, new research shows.
SMOKERS will have to hold a large piece of card over their face so they cannot look at the cigarette they are smoking, ministers said last night.
HOLLYWOOD superstar Michael J. Fox last night complained that he would have been cured of his Parkinson’s disease by now if he really was a mouse.
PET shops all over Britain have been besieged by fat men demanding their car boots be filled up with cats.
DOCTORS are urging the government to confirm its online banking details before account access is suspended.
TESCO is demanding the government brings in tough new measures to increase the price of everything, its chief executive said last night.
COMA patients should not be signed off sick as they can perform light tasks such as draught exclusion, the health minister Alan Johnson has announced.