WOMEN who don't like having sex with men have something wrong with their brains, a new study has finally proved beyond doubt.
BRITAIN is set to become a nation of sponge eaters after reading the first two paragraphs of a story about cancer.
BEATING cancer involves less chatty and more cooky, according to new research.
PUB chain Wetherspoons is to open outlets in accident and emergency departments for injured brawlers who want another drink.
THE National Health Service is now mainly employed as a device for extracting fat from chocoholics, experts have claimed.
CHRISTIAN doctors are regularly sending patients home with a course of Testament, according to new research.
EXPERTS have issued new guidelines for live TV gaffe recovery after Tomasz Schafernaker almost took his eye out with an emergency
middle finger retraction.
THE campaign to legalise drugs was today backed by someone whose only qualification is to know exactly what he is talking about.