MALE sex addicts are being cured of their impulsive desire for women by watching the smash hit musical Mamma Mia!
THE tedious but powerfully addictive BBC cooking series Masterchef is to be upgraded to a class B controlled substance, it emerged last night.
OVERWEIGHT children are three times more likely to be jolly than their slender counterparts, according to new research.
MEMBERS of Parliament who criticised homeopathy have badly knotted chakras and are emitting an unhealthy purple aura, it was claimed last night.
HAGS and crones will take centre stage in the BBC's spring schedule as the corporation announces a big increase in witch-themed programming.
THE average school lunch box now contains at least three items that, technically, are not food, according to a new survey.
A GROWING number of Daily Mail readers are being fed through a tube to save money, doctors claimed last night.
MOST fat people still have no idea that they are fat despite the overwhelming quantity of visual evidence, according to a new report.