You're on your own, says Food Standards Agency

THE Food Standards Agency last night admitted there is nothing more it can do.

Households offered poisoned water

THE UK’s water companies have announced plans for a two-tier water supply, comprising poisoned water and more expensive water that is safe to drink.

Two beers is the new sober

THE standard level of sobriety is to be upgraded to two medium-strength beers, or a large glass of wine.  

'Party hat killed my daughter'

PARENTS of tragic teenager Nikki Hollis have called on party hat manufacturers to stop their evil trade.

Hangover mocks your feeble 'cures'

YOU shall not banish me with your so-called remedies, says your hangover.

Clothes ban to combat obesity

AMERICA has begun rolling out a clothes ban in a bid to tackle over-eating.