THOUSANDS of women who bought a light brown dress have found that they are still not princesses.
PEOPLE who believe they are intolerant to certain foods have been advised to stop going on about it.
PEOPLE are drinking more to distract themselves from constantly worrying about cancer.
DOCTORS have rejected an opportunity to make more money, it has emerged.
'BIEBER fever' is a sexually transmitted bacterial infection, scientists have confirmed.
KEBAB lovers were last night relieved to discover their favourite food is nothing more than illegal chimpanzee meat.
THOUSANDS of public health experts could disappear over the next two weeks if they don't shut it, according to a new study.
THE National Health Service is now little more than a front for illegal boxing matches between frail pensioners, according to a new report.