PEOPLE who use a swivel chair to make themselves dizzy face up to three years in prison.
BRITAIN’S teeth are imperfect because they haven’t had lots of weird expensive shit done to them, it has emerged.
IF you can get addicted to something as awful as running you should definitely not try cocaine, according to experts.
BRITAIN has woken up to find the National Health Service replaced by signs promising that an exciting new health provider is coming soon.
MUSCLE-BASED periodical Men’s Health has unveiled its first ever cover gorilla.
ENERGY drinks are the perfect complement to partying too much and eating ready meals, according to medical experts.
BRITAIN’S men are getting their bodies into the perfect overweight shape for the beach.
LONDON Marathon participants have been warned that the wall they went through was just a figure of speech.