Health
Diet industry and homeopaths to collaborate on biggest load of bollocks ever
TWO of Britain's biggest industries have teamed up to create 'dietopathy'.
Fat people and smokers pay invisible taxes
THE tax and national insurance paid by smokers and the obese is completely invisible, it has been confirmed.
JK Rowling to rewrite NHS bill
THE government's flagship NHS bill is to be rewritten for adults by JK Rowling.
GP prescribes ecstasy to miserable twat
A POST office worker from Kings Lynn has been prescribed ecstasy to stop him complaining about everything.
Call for consensus on how to destroy the NHS
MPs must stop using the National Health Service as a political
football so that it can be destroyed once and for all, it has been
claimed.
Women offered chance to give birth anally
WOMEN in the UK will soon have the option to give birth anally, as part of the NHS reform bill.
Gordon Ramsay's face 'cuts bowel cancer risk'
PEOPLE who visualise Gordon Ramsay's face while they are on the toilet can reduce their risk of bowel cancer, according to new research.
Doctors to strike over ban on urine extraction
DOCTORS are to strike after the government banned their right to continually demand urine from their patients.