THE people who were utterly convinced that fat was the worst thing are now utterly convinced that it is sugar.
ONE in five people admitted to accident and emergency units are setting up a stall and selling second hand goods.
SCIENTISTS have helpfully revealed the number of risk-free cigarettes you can smoke every week.
NON-SMOKERS would prefer electronic cigarettes to be fatal, it has emerged.
MASSAGES are the opposite of soothing, it has emerged.
PEOPLE who are not getting any sex are tired of hearing about the health benefits of lovemaking.
HEALTH watchdogs have warned heroin addicts that they are risking their lives by consuming up to eighteen spoonfuls of sugar a day.
A POSSIBLE cure for peanut allergy means sufferers may have to talk about something else for a change.