CONSUMERS have been warned about fashionable 'bad jumpers' which contain too many layers of irony.
CIGARETTES are a health boon, according to doctors.
FASHIONABLE meat meals like pulled pork, steaks and 'barbecue' do not confer manly qualities, it has emerged.
A & E DEPARTMENTS are to offer an 'express tier' of medieval-style leech treatment.
OFFICE worker Tom Logan’s life is still shit despite him eating a nutritious breakfast every day.
ANYONE catching a cold can sue the person who gave it to them, according to an EU ruling.
FIZZY drinks must be drab 'own brand' versions, under new plans to cut child obesity.
BRITONS have already eaten the massive amount of sweets they ostensibly bought for trick or treaters.