NEWS of a breakthrough cancer treatment has prompted a man to light his first cigarette of the year.
ANTI-ISLAM group Pegida shares its name with a type of nasty groin rash, it has emerged.
THE legal blood-alcohol level for Uber users has been lowered after serious damage to passenger ratings.
A MALE office worker with a cold is excitedly awaiting clever and funny remarks about how he actually has ‘man flu’, it has emerged.
DOCTORS only do it because they like cutting people up or making them take their clothes off, health secretary Jeremy Hunt has claimed.
A WOMAN who claims to put on weight no matter how little she eats could solve the world’s energy crisis, it has emerged.
A WOMAN has contracted a stinking cold despite following a special diet based on wishful thinking.
BRITAIN has paid tribute to the so-called ‘problem’ drinkers who have raised billions in tax revenue.