A WOMAN who claims to put on weight no matter how little she eats could solve the world’s energy crisis, it has emerged.
A WOMAN has contracted a stinking cold despite following a special diet based on wishful thinking.
BRITAIN has paid tribute to the so-called ‘problem’ drinkers who have raised billions in tax revenue.
AMYL nitrate users are concerned about where they will get their instant headaches if it is made illegal.
MILLIONS of unsold Creme Eggs are about to break open and release the hideous monsters inside, scientists have confirmed.
JUNIOR doctors have abandoned their strike action because they are just so f**king exhausted.
A BOTTLE of beer has given a surprisingly solid argument for why its owner should drink it.
THE UK has happily accepted new drinking guidelines of 14 units a week because it has no idea what that means.