DOCTORS are under renewed pressure to give aspirin to the Queen Mother.
TWO of Britain's biggest industries have teamed up to create 'dietopathy'.
THE tax and national insurance paid by smokers and the obese is completely invisible, it has been confirmed.
THE government's flagship NHS bill is to be rewritten for adults by JK Rowling.
A POST office worker from Kings Lynn has been prescribed ecstasy to stop him complaining about everything.
MPs must stop using the National Health Service as a political
football so that it can be destroyed once and for all, it has been
WOMEN in the UK will soon have the option to give birth anally, as part of the NHS reform bill.
PEOPLE who visualise Gordon Ramsay's face while they are on the toilet can reduce their risk of bowel cancer, according to new research.