SCOTTISH children may die if schools can only serve them deep fried food once a week, it has been claimed.
A THIRD of the UK on the edge of developing Type II diabetes then went ahead and got it.
PHYSICAL exertion and lack of sleep are to blame for Britain’s racism epidemic, according to a new study.
HUGE amounts of cocaine are being added to the water supply in a bid to make the population more productive.
'HARMLESS' tobacco products are never revealed to be bad for users, according to electronic cigarette makers.
CHILDREN of twee parents risk tasting refined sugar for the first time as Britain is hit by a mango shortage.
FORMER homeopathic doctors are offering a new treatment where patients smoke a lot of cigarettes.
WAITROSE cafe customers have fallen ill after drinking coffee contaminated with bourgeois values.