SOMEONE on Facebook has been for a big run while you were lying in bed, it has been confirmed.
A HANGOVER which began early on Saturday morning is showing no signs of going anywhere late into Sunday.
THE North’s sexually transmitted diseases can beat any antibiotic on the market without putting their pints down, doctors have confirmed.
MUMMIES are very thirsty for their special Ribena in the afternoon, children have confirmed.
MILLIONS of otherwise rational women are trying to use toilets without touching them.
A 43-YEAR-OLD woman has discovered that her stomach has become the standard image that illustrates news articles about obesity.
BEING overweight can lead to bad advice from idiots who are suddenly experts on diet and exercise.
OREGANO bought on the streets is laced with other herbs that could have devastating effects on a tomato-based sauce.