Health

Two beers is the new sober

THE standard level of sobriety is to be upgraded to two medium-strength beers, or a large glass of wine.  

'Party hat killed my daughter'

PARENTS of tragic teenager Nikki Hollis have called on party hat manufacturers to stop their evil trade.

Hangover mocks your feeble 'cures'

YOU shall not banish me with your so-called remedies, says your hangover.

Clothes ban to combat obesity

AMERICA has begun rolling out a clothes ban in a bid to tackle over-eating.

You need three months solid sleep for peak performance, say bears

SLEEPING solidly for around 100 days is the key to feeling on top, according to ursine sleep experts.