ANYONE claiming to have whiplash will be denied telly and crisps for a week, as a test of their integrity.
BRITAIN'S mortuaries are full of people who are probably just really badly hurt, according to new research.
THE pisshead you met at the weekend was telling the truth when he claimed to be a top surgeon.
PATIENTS have asked doctors' receptionists if they can please stop looking at them like that.
BRITAIN'S organs are very much in favour of being donated.
CONSUMERS have demanded to know why corned beef is available.