PARENTS of tragic teenager Nikki Hollis have called on party hat manufacturers to stop their evil trade.
YOU shall not banish me with your so-called remedies, says your hangover.
AMERICA has begun rolling out a clothes ban in a bid to tackle over-eating.
SLEEPING solidly for around 100 days is the key to feeling on top, according to ursine sleep experts.
IN a bid to encourage exercise, calorific food must now be sold in packaging that weighs at least 30kg.