DESPERATELY clinging to your lost youth does not slow the ageing process, according to scientists.
OVERWORKED Britons are proving a rich hunting ground for vengeful spirit Freddy Krueger.
MIDDLE class children have been hit by an epidemic of invisible and undetectable illnesses.
MEN generally prefer to have relatively small testicles, it has been confirmed.
THE comsumption of rosé has been banned for the next seven months, pending a review at Easter.
IF our wine needs some water in it then we know where the water is, middle class drinkers have confirmed.