Rubbing Groin And Staring Boosts Sex Appeal
RUBBING your groin and inner thigh while staring at women makes you more sexually attractive, according to a new study.
Researchers asked 230 women to compare a man rubbing his penis through his clothing while grunting and smiling, and a man sitting in the corner of a fashionable bar, pretending to read a fancy novel.
All of the women opted to sleep with the man with the visible erection and called the police when his rival attempted to read them the first sentence of The Unbearable Lightness of Being.
Henry Brubaker, head of women at the Institute for Studies, said: "Women are very simple creatures and interested in only one thing: sex.
"If you want to give them sex you need to make it clear immediately otherwise they will go off and have it with some other man, or possibly even a woman."
He added: "The filthy whores."
The study also asked 230 men to rate the attractiveness of a woman putting her legs behind her ears, and former Conservative prime minister Baroness Thatcher.
All 230 opted to have intercourse with the retired PM as the other woman was wearing glasses and was slightly overweight.
Brubaker said: "Men are very complicated creatures who are interested in only one thing: kinky sex.
"If you want to give them kinky sex you need to make it clear otherwise they will go off and use some other woman, or possibly themselves."
He added: "Seems perfectly reasonable."