the dailymash

New fathers have assured the supermodel that the benefits of breastfeeding will be easier to comprehend if they can have a go on them. And, if their wives are then allowed to join in - just as an experiment, you understand - that would simply enhance the educational experience.

Wayne Hayes of Carlisle said: "I don't yet have a baby for her to demonstrate with, nor a partner to give birth to one, but as a potential future parent I take my responsibilities very seriously.

"And I realise Ms Bundchen's time is precious so it might be better if I video every single aspect of the process and then add a relaxed but funky soundtrack."

Hayes said he had been 'reading up' about the importance of hygiene in early childcare and said he would be willing to wipe down Ms Bundchen's breasts with a large, anti-bacterial sponge.

"I wouldn't want to get water on the carpet so it's probably best if we just have a nice, long bath."

But Bundchen's comments have been criticised by expectant mothers. Helen Archer, from Knutsford, said: "I've just got my husband to accept that the birth of our child means that lesiure sex is off the agenda for the rest of his life and then Gisele fuckin' Bundchen comes along and says I should be popping my norks out every five minutes.

"He's been humping the Dyson for the last three months as it is. This will send him into the abyss."

Supermodelologist, Martin Bishop, said: "I think, as a mark of solidarity, other models should demonstrate the wonderful, life-giving properties of their lovely charlies, or 'breasts' to give them their Latin name.

"I'm thinking Lily Cole, Kelly Brook and what's the one that does the shampoo advert? Yeah, that one."