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• WOOLWORTHS FILLED TO THE RAFTERS WITH CRAP AFTER ALL
• THE TIME FOR TALKING ABOUT HOW THE TIME FOR TALKING IS OVER IS OVER, SAYS TERRY
• CHARLES BEATS ASIAN FRIEND WITH AFFECTIONATE POLO MALLET
• PERSONAL SUPERBUGS FOR ALL, PLEDGES JOHNSON
• ARCTIC TO BE JUST LOVELY

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