7,000 miles to meet a f**king idiot, thinks Chinese premier

CHINA’S leader has been reflecting on why he must travel so far to meet a moron.

Halfway through an exhausting plane journey, Xi Jinping said: “This man is not intelligent. Surely we could have done this on Skype.

“It will be interesting to see his house anyway. I imagine it to be vast yet crammed with the most tasteless and vulgar trinkets imaginable, like some huge gilded brothel.

“He’ll probably try talking to me about martial arts. Perhaps how Chuck Norris could beat up Bruce Lee. He’ll think that’s a clever and subtle mind game.”

“At least he makes democracy seem like a bad system.”