Be a good little country and try some Brexit, May tells Scotland


THERESA May has told Scotland that if they just gave the Brexit a proper try they would absolutely love it.

The prime minister said that she understands perfectly that Scotland is afraid to try new things, but they should be brave and give it a little go.

She added: “How do they know they won’t like the Brexit?

“I might have expected this of Wales, they’ve always been faddy, but for that little country to sit there, lips pursed, refusing to even have a tiny bit of the Brexit is ridiculous.

“Instead have a taste of the Brexit I’m preparing, which I promise will be absolutely delicious, and if you still don’t like it you then can have your little referendum.”

May added: “Shall I pretend that the Brexit is an aeroplane coming into land?

“Mmmmmm, lovely Brexit.”

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