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		<title>Cameron to arm Syrian rebels with a camping stove</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 14 May 2013 09:36:14 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[SYRIA'S rebels need a camping stove, some cutlery and a good, solid frying pan, David Cameron has confirmed.]]></description>
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		<title>International Space Station basically a floating student house</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 14 May 2013 07:32:49 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[THE International Space Station is a dirty, smelly mess, it has emerged.]]></description>
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		<title>UK to leave whatever it joins after leaving EU</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 13 May 2013 09:13:20 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[SENIOR Tories have backed a referendum on Britain leaving whatever international set-up it joins after quitting the European Union.]]></description>
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		<title>Gun enthusiasts 3D-print a functioning Charlton Heston</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 07 May 2013 09:48:27 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[US FIREARMS lobbyists have used a 3D printer to produce a fully-functioning Charlton Heston. Heston&#8217;s vital statistics were programmed into the machine, which was then fed with 86kg of Lego bricks. An NRA spokesman said: &#8220;Charlton was demanding his 2nd amendment rights before it&#8217;d even finished printing his mouth. &#8220;However we&#8217;ve only done his top [...]]]></description>
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		<title>&#8216;Volunteer Aid&#8217; seeks volunteers to rescue volunteers</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 02 May 2013 08:30:10 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A NEW international scheme is recruiting students to help save other gap year volunteers from their own stupidity.]]></description>
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		<title>Top of Everest &#8216;quite a rough area&#8217;</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 01 May 2013 10:00:35 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[YOU&#8217;RE better off avoiding the top of Everest at night, it has been claimed. After a brawl broke out between climbers and sherpas, locals said they wouldn&#8217;t recommend going to the summit after dark. Base camp resident Roy Hobbs said: &#8220;Everest used to be such a nice mountain, but now its always kicking off up [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Dutch king launches novelty bong website</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[THE new King of the Netherlands is to launch a website selling bongs shaped like TV and film characters. Willem-Alexander said the range will include Yoda, Fat Kirstie Alley and Monkey from the TV series Monkey. He also announced that the website will donate 15% of its profits to a farm near Rotterdam where people [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Scottish currency to be mickle or bawbee</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 24 Apr 2013 10:23:31 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[AN independent Scotland will launch its own currency that sounds like something out of a Robert Burns poem. Previous plans to keep the pound but call it &#8216;the poond&#8217; have been abandoned in favour of a new currency, with officials debating a mickle-muckle decimal system versus &#8216;the bawbee&#8217;, which would be pegged to the Icelandic [...]]]></description>
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		<title>US gun laws working fine apart from the occasional rampage, say senators</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 19 Apr 2013 08:16:49 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[THE US Senate has decide that its existing gun laws are functioning well except for the odd murder spree.]]></description>
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		<title>BBC told students there were cheap Jagerbombs in North Korea</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 15 Apr 2013 09:18:13 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[THE BBC lured a group of students to North Korea with the promise of a 3-for-1 deal on Jagerbombs. The corporation handed out free plane tickets in envelopes with &#8216;NK Foam Party &#8211; Go Mental!!!&#8217; written on them. A BBC source said: &#8220;The plan was that loads of students in tigerprint onesies and tutus would [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Vatican computers exorcised</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[THE Vatican&#8217;s IT system fell victim to demonic possession, it has been claimed. A Vatican spokesman said: &#8220;Satanic forces took hold of our PCs, manifesting images of transgender porno divas, in particular the succubus Tiffany Starr. &#8220;I understand the demons also logged onto xhamster for a bit and browsed around the &#8216;Amateurs&#8217; section. &#8220;All our [...]]]></description>
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		<title>North Korea &#8216;may not be performance art&#8217;, say experts</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 04 Apr 2013 09:39:09 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[NORTH Korea is not an elaborate modern art installation, as previously suspected.]]></description>
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		<title>Some people will get eaten, admit creators of &#8216;real-life Jurassic Park&#8217;</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[THE team behind a cutting-edge robot dinosaur park in Australia have admitted that multiple deaths are inevitable. Designer Roy Hobbs said: &#8220;Will the dinosaur robots malfunction during a storm, somehow becoming re-programmed to &#8216;kill mode&#8217; and wreaking bloody havoc? &#8220;Of course they will. We predict at least 30 tourists will be torn limb from limb. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Supreme Court to rule on eating shellfish</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 28 Mar 2013 08:19:39 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[THE US Supreme Court is debating whether America should follow Biblical laws on eating shellfish.]]></description>
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		<title>Knox resigned to spending four out of every eight years in prison</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 26 Mar 2013 10:47:59 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[AMANDA Knox has pretty much accepted that she will be in and out of prison on a rolling eight year cycle.]]></description>
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		<title>Pope insists foot kissing &#8216;not gay&#8217;</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 22 Mar 2013 09:11:13 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[THERE is nothing gay about gently washing another man's feet and then giving them a kiss, the Pope has confirmed.<img title="More..." alt="" src="http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/wp-includes/js/tinymce/plugins/wordpress/img/trans.gif" />]]></description>
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		<title>Jedi church split on ewok-wookiee marriage</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 20 Mar 2013 09:05:24 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[LEADING Jedis are divided on marriage between different alien species, it has emerged.]]></description>
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		<title>Ayia Napa ravers urged to large it</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 19 Mar 2013 11:35:01 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[CYPRUS has pinned its economic hopes on the ravers of Ayia Napa.  After plans for a savings tax proved unpopular, the government of Cyprus will introduce a 10% levy on every pill sold in its coastal party resort. A Cypriot government spokesman said: &#8220;We need tourists and locals alike to come out and start having [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Iraq war seems like only yesterday, say Iraqis</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 19 Mar 2013 10:54:58 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[IRAQIS have admitted it does not feel like 10 years since the Iraq war. As the world marked the 10th anniversary of the overthrow of Saddam Hussein and his dangerously empty caves, ordinary Iraqis said the memory of everything exploding was still incredibly fresh. Ahmed Hossani, from Baghdad, said: &#8220;I&#8217;m sometimes awoken in the middle [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Independent Scottish army &#8216;would be nothing like Braveheart&#8217;</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 15 Mar 2013 09:14:38 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[IF an independent Scottish army is not going to be like Braveheart then there is no point in doing it, everyone has agreed.<img title="More..." alt="" src="http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/wp-includes/js/tinymce/plugins/wordpress/img/trans.gif" /><img title="More..." alt="" src="http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/wp-includes/js/tinymce/plugins/wordpress/img/trans.gif" />]]></description>
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