Germany and Greece told to 'get a war'

19-03-15

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GERMANY and Greece have been told to stop flirting and get on with the war they both desperately desire.

The rest of the EU is sick of the two countries tiptoeing around their obvious violent attraction to each other and has ordered them to quit talking about it and just do it.

Jean-Claude Juncker said: “Every summit it’s like ‘Greece said it wants war reparations, what do you think it means?’ and ‘Has Germany been talking about our economic reforms again?’.”

Meanwhile, protests have been lodged by surrounding countries who do not want to have to listen to Greece and Germany going at it hammer and tongs for weeks on end.

German chancellor Angela Merkel said: “Us? With Greece? No way is that going to happen.

“Unless you think they would be into it?”

 

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