How much money would it take for you to just f**k off? world asks Trump

16-08-17

THE global population has asked Donald Trump to name his price for fucking off and never coming back.

After the US ‘president’ once again defended self-proclaimed Nazis, billions of people agreed it was time to put their hands in their pockets.

Tom Logan, from Stevenage, said: “There’s about seven billion of us so if we all chip in an average of one dollar each, surely that would be enough.

“He loves money so he must have a price. Then he can go back to his golf courses full time and surround himself with like-minded, property developing twats.

“And it would it mean he could finally pay off the Russians to whom he obviously owes a huge amount of money.”

Sanjay Patel, from Delhi, said: “I’m in.”

Zhang Wei, from Beijing, added: “I’ve set up a crowdfunding thing. Let’s get this done.”

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