International

Just don't make me go back to that shop, says Ikea monkey

THE monkey found in Ikea has issued a heartfelt plea not to be sent back there.

Cameron to arm Syrian rebels with a camping stove

SYRIA'S rebels need a camping stove, some cutlery and a good, solid frying pan, David Cameron has confirmed.

International Space Station basically a floating student house

THE International Space Station is a dirty, smelly mess, it has emerged.

UK to leave whatever it joins after leaving EU

SENIOR Tories have backed a referendum on Britain leaving whatever international set-up it joins after quitting the European Union.

'Volunteer Aid' seeks volunteers to rescue volunteers

A NEW international scheme is recruiting students to help save other gap year volunteers from their own stupidity.