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Kim Jong Un waiting on IT support
APOCALYPSE facilitator Kim Jong Un will start his new job as soon as IT has helped him login to his work computer.
North Korea to execute Kim Jong Il's heart attack
KIM Jong-Il's fatal heart attack is to be executed by firing squad, it has been confirmed.
French shocked by lack of shock
THE people of France have been left shocked by the complete absence of shock they feel at former president Jacques Chirac being found guilty of embezzlement.
Everyone still pretending they know what they're talking about
THREE days after the exploding Euro-summit, everyone is still pretending that they know what is going to happen.
Putin avoids corruption allegations by deciding result two weeks ago
THE result of Russia's parliamentary election was decided two weeks ago and then locked in a safe to prevent corruption.
Arabic word for 'spring' is same as Arabic word for 'tear gas'
THE 'Arab Spring' is a mistranslation, it has emerged.
Monti pledges to deskankify Italian politics
ITALY'S new prime minister has begun the deskankification of the country's politics.
Iran better not f*ck me around today, warns cigarette-free Obama
GIVING up smoking has put Barack Obama in the mood to launch a few warheads, it emerged last night.