A POPULAR ski resort is attracting working class twats rather than posh twats, it has emerged.
THE leader of North Korea has sworn to only use nuclear weapons if he is really in the mood.
POPE Francis has filled in the lengthy forms for Mother Teresa's 'miracles' to be approved by Jesus.
DONALD Trump has revealed he has had nightmares about him becoming president.
DONALD Trump believes that owning golf courses is something British people find impressive, it has emerged.
DONALD Trump has accused Islam of ‘f**king up his once beautiful head of hair’.
DAVID Cameron has called on Britain to flatten the last remaining bumpy bits of Syria.
THE NEXT dominant species on the planet is following the news of a downed Russian jet on the Syria-Turkey border with growing interest.