2016 is to be brought to an early end before anybody else dies.
THE US will probably invade Britain if it leaves the EU, according to senior White House sources.
CLOSE examination of the Bible has revealed it was 'Adam and Steve' in the Garden of Eden the whole time.
COUNTRIES must give back anything they bought with foreign aid from the UK, mean-spirited Britons have demanded.
VLADIMIR Putin has such kind eyes that it is impossible to imagine him doing anything shady, according to the public.
A MIDDLE CLASS family has booked a trip to Palmyra in Syria to see the historical site before the crowds.
HOSTAGES aboard the hijacked EgyptAir plane assumed 'selfie man' was planning a heroic act, it has emerged.
ISIS has tried and failed to issue a scary-sounding statement.