THE people of Scotland have admitted to the secret love they have for the English.
THE prime minister has admitted feeling bereft after criticism by his only black friend, President Obama.
THE French language just makes threats sound alluring or delicious, it has been confirmed.
AMERICA’S elections have entered their umpteenth day of tedious self-indulgence with some more pointless bullshit.
THE leader of the Night’s Watch has joined the campaign to end Westeros's economic union with neighbouring Essos.
THE Brexit campaign is receiving record backing from the public after being rebranded as Bring Back Duty Free.
IAIN Duncan Smith has warned that Britain faces risk from winged, fiery death by remaining in the EU.
DONALD Trump has continued his war on religious leaders with a foulmouthed attack on Buddha.