International

Ibiza attracts record number of morons

PARTY island Ibiza is enjoying a bumper season with over 900,000 morons flying in.

We don't get any aid, says president of Bongobongoland

BONGOBONGOLAND last night insisted it has never received a penny in international aid.

Mugabe to share power with Nick Clegg

ROBERT Mugabe has agreed to share the Zimbabwean presidency with Nick Clegg.

Camerons are 'clingy holiday friends'

A HOLIDAYING couple are trying to shake off the Camerons.

Brazilians asked if they are insane

THREE million Brazil residents who attended a mass by the Pope have been asked what they were thinking.

US steps up war against nature

AMERICA has increased the intensity of its war against the planet by bombing the Great Barrier Reef.