THE Pope has reassured the public that doves are utterly dispensable.
RIOTS in the Ukrainian capital Kiev are about trainers, it has been claimed.
AN Italian nun has given birth following a visitation from an angel who made her feel like she was the only sister in the world.
THE world's richest people will purchase half the population in a deal worth trillions, it has been confirmed.
AN 11-year-old Indian brick-kiln worker has admitted he's unaware that this is the most depressing day of the year.
CUTS to Britain’s armed forces mean the country will be ‘left on the sidelines’ when America invades China.
THE 27 member states of the European Union have demanded a referendum on whether Britain is allowed to stay in.
ALL 50 US states are now incredibly frightening if you are an ordinary British person, it has been confirmed.