RESEARCHERS have discovered huge craters in Siberia that would be perfect for a rave.
GREEK finance minister Yanis Varoufakis has expressed astonishment that the EU is still asking for money his country gave back in the pub weeks ago.
IT IS the coming crisis that absolutely nobody, from the innumerate man in the street to the technocrats leading the EU, understands or has any idea how to stop.
UKRAINE is to be detached from the earth and floated 6,000m above sea level so Russia will not be tempted to invade.
A LOYAL iPhone charger has crossed a continent to be reunited with its owner.
EU CHIEFS have ordered Greece to give up its sunny climate, sandy beaches and general pleasantness.
COMFORTABLY-OFF socialists in the UK have expressed concern that Alexis Tsipras appears to live without lots of nice things.
GREEK voters have defied expectation by choosing not to be beaten like cringing dogs for the next five years.