FRANCE has hit back at John Lewis, claiming the store treats its customers as if they have rights and feelings.
POPE Francis is under medical supervision after claiming he is in contact with angels.
PRO-DEMOCRACY protesters in Hong Kong have been praised for having normal hair and not wearing stupid clown costumes.
PUBLIC support for the European Union peaks when it is lording it over the USA, it has emerged.
ALEX Salmond has been asked if he would like to run Syria for a bit.
SCOTLAND is to be covered by a massive tinfoil tent because of the mind reading space lasers.
ENGLISH voters have demanded the right to sort out the French once and for all.
THE magical land of Brigadoon has melted into the Highland mist.