FORMER deputy prime minister Nick Clegg has warned Vladimir Putin not to enter Sheffield Hallam.
NONE of the European leaders visited on David Cameron’s whistle-stop tour of Europe are letting him use the toilet.
OSAMA bin Laden was convinced that the CIA were responsible for the 9/11 attacks despite planning them himself, it has emerged.
GEORGE Galloway has blocked Barack Obama on Twitter.
SCOTLAND has agreed to repurpose Northern Britain as a new south for them to look down on.
THE last of the renegade Nazis living in a self-sufficient lunar colony has died, aged 95.
SCOTLAND has somehow managed to become even more unusual.
THE Scottish National Party is to develop its own flag and a special salute for party members.