International

Stalemate over Italian 'government'

ITALY faces a stalemate over forming what it reckons is a 'government'.

Pope farewell gig ends in riot

CATHOLICS trashed the centre of Rome yesterday as the Pope performed his farewell gig to 50,000 screaming fans.

American rave culture to be worst thing that has ever happened

RAVE culture 'breaking' America may be the worst occurrence in human history, it has been claimed.

Papal selection process based on Street Fighter II

CARDINALS will use martial arts and arcade-style special moves in their battle to become Pope, it has emerged.

Crime glamorous again

A MASSIVE diamond heist heralds a new golden age of sexy crime, it has been claimed.

659 million people even worse than you thought

ALMOST 10 percent of the people on Earth are even worse than you had suspected.