Global protesters demand V for Vendetta sequel

MASKED protestors around the world have called for a sequel to the 2006 dystopian thriller V For Vendetta.

Scottish border guards would force Englishmen to squeal like a pig

AN independent Scotland would have border checkpoints where guards would force English tourists to squeal like pigs.

America spied on Yorkshire ‘for about five minutes’

AMERICA’S National Security Agency tapped the phone calls of Yorkshire for five minutes before throwing its headphones across the room in horror.

Nobel Prize for YouTube comments shortlist announced

THE Nobel committee has selected the potential winners of this year's YouTube comments prize.

UN unveils capitalism opt-out region

THE UN has given people who don't like capitalism the option to try something else instead.

Abandoned Washington DC becomes ape habitat

THE abandoned capital of the United States has been colonised by apes after just three days of a government shutdown.

Britain still gripped by every twist and turn of Syria story

BRITAIN cannot hear enough about the Syrian conflict and has urged the media to report it in greater detail.