GOD has emphatically ignored the fervent prayers of idiots, allowing Barack Obama to be re-elected as President.
MITT Romney was born in Kenya and raised by beasts, it has emerged.
AFTER years of bitter political struggle, Barack Obama is secretly hoping he will lose the presidential election.
THE neck-and-neck 2012 US election has become a battle for the vote of one apathetic car wash attendant in Ohio.
THE devastation caused by Hurricane Sandy can only be fixed with a new wave of unregulated investment banking, Mitt Romney has claimed.
THE CIA has turned its extraterrestrial things into a tourist attraction after running out of patience.
THERE has been hardly any economic activity in France since the last Serge Gainsbourg album, it has emerged.