A CHURCH in Florida is to commemorate the anniversary of the 9-11 atrocity by causing another one.
THE Pope was last night accused of using British taxpayers to protect himself from non-sexually transmitted bullets.
THE Chinese were celebrating another great leap forward today as their
lives finally achieved Western levels of hellish pointlessness.
ONE in five Americans believe that President Barack Obama is a car that can talk, according to a new survey.
LOURDES, home of the magic Jesus bath, has added fake car bombs to its hoax repertoire.