THE large number of dead pigs found in a Shanghai river is the result of a mermaid hen party, it has emerged.
THE penguins of the Falkland Islands last night continued to play the 'long game'.
GUARDIAN readers were today in mourning for a man who would have banned the Guardian if it was in Venezuela.
A 24-YEAR-OLD swimwear model called Cassius has emerged as favourite for the Papacy.
THE MARRIED couple sent to Mars will have a falling-out when they miss the planetary turn-off, it has been claimed.
ITALY faces a stalemate over forming what it reckons is a 'government'.
CATHOLICS trashed the centre of Rome yesterday as the Pope performed his farewell gig to 50,000 screaming fans.