ENGLISH voters have demanded the right to sort out the French once and for all.
THE magical land of Brigadoon has melted into the Highland mist.
ALEX Salmond has voted 'No' to Scottish independence.
ANDY Murray has backed Scottish independence and offered to pay the country’s state pensions when everything goes to hell.
THE third largest of the Shetland Islands has threatened to launch its own bid for independence if the islands separate from an independent Scotland.
SCOTLAND’S independence referendum has finally caused the country to go full Scottish.
ALEX Salmond has been wearing a tie covered in tiny Scottish flags for almost seven years, it has emerged.
PUZZLED Scots have asked David Cameron to explain the mystery word in his 'effing Tories' comment.