AMANDA Knox has pretty much accepted that she will be in and out of prison on a rolling eight year cycle.
THERE is nothing gay about gently washing another man's feet and then giving them a kiss, the Pope has confirmed.
LEADING Jedis are divided on marriage between different alien species, it has emerged.
IF an independent Scottish army is not going to be like Braveheart then there is no point in doing it, everyone has agreed.
THE Vatican has maintained its recent trend of choosing Popes who were adjacent to fascism.