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Obama really hoping he loses

AFTER years of bitter political struggle, Barack Obama is secretly hoping he will lose the presidential election.

Single moron to decide outcome of US election

THE neck-and-neck 2012 US election has become a battle for the vote of one apathetic car wash attendant in Ohio.

Investment banking will fix hurricane damage, says Romney

THE devastation caused by Hurricane Sandy can only be fixed with a new wave of unregulated investment banking, Mitt Romney has claimed.

Exasperated CIA opens UFO to public

THE CIA has turned its extraterrestrial things into a tourist attraction after running out of patience.

French economy based entirely on Serge Gainsbourg back catalogue

THERE has been hardly any economic activity in France since the last Serge Gainsbourg album, it has emerged.

North Korea test-launches online pop video

THE escalating pop video war between North and South Korea could trigger nuclear conflict, it has been claimed.

Stupid times require stupid solutions, says Romney

MITT Romney has relaunched his campaign with a direct appeal to America's fundamental stupidity.