RUSSIA could not be gayer if it tried, it has been claimed.
DAVID Cameron has pledged military support to help Spain invade Gibraltar.
ISRAEL and Palestine are moving toward a peace agreement after somebody posted a picture of some dolphins on Facebook.
PARTY island Ibiza is enjoying a bumper season with over 900,000 morons flying in.
BONGOBONGOLAND last night insisted it has never received a penny in international aid.
ROBERT Mugabe has agreed to share the Zimbabwean presidency with Nick Clegg.