International

Israel and Hamas predict different result from doing same thing

THE conflict between Israel and Hamas can be resolved as long as both sides keep doing the same thing over and over again, it has been claimed.

Texas struggling with life under communism

TEXAS is now a communist state following the re-election of Barack Obama, it has emerged.

Mitt Romney living in White House cellar

FORMER presidential hopeful Mitt Romney has been secretly living in the basement of the White House.

Obama relaunches America as 'Asfungl'

RE-ELECTED president Barack Obama has announced the end of America, which is to become a new country called 'Asfungl'.

Illuminati celebrate election victory

BARACK Obama’s victory has brought the tyrannical New World Order a step closer, according to the Illuminati.

God ignores idiots

GOD has emphatically ignored the fervent prayers of idiots, allowing Barack Obama to be re-elected as President.