Inside of Alex Jones's head 'like Hitler chatting to Yosemite Sam'

ALEX Jones is the result of an intense conversation between Adolf Hitler and the angry midget prospector, Yosemite Sam, psychiatrists have confirmed.

Sun 'double bluffing' Argentina into war

THE Sun's open letter to Argentina is a double bluff to deliver the paper's dream of a second Falklands war, it has emerged.

Assault weapons are very handy, says US gun lobby

MILITARY-STYLE assault rifles have many practical applications for the perfectly sane, it has been claimed.

Arm teachers, say unspeakable pieces of shit

TEACHERS should be given assault rifles, America's bastard pieces of shit said last night.