CHINA is to return to full-scale communism after realising capitalism is not really its 'bag'.
CAMPAIGNERS have called for a ban on the sale of Vegemite because of how it tastes.
DONALD Trump, first introduced in stock market heist thriller Trump! in 1981, has vowed to become the US’s first fictional president.
STRANDED lorry drivers in Kent have broken records for the level of violent racism in their conversations.
A FLOTILLA of brave of volunteers will sail to Calais and then sail back with no migrants on board.
THE US dentist who killed Cecil the lion has said he would not knowingly have targeted an animal with a name.
PHOTOS from inside the White House on September 11th 2001 show Dick Cheney looking exactly as you would expect if the conspiracy theories were true.
PRESIDENT Obama has admitted to being ‘stymied by a bunch of gap-toothed, gun-loving shit-for-brains’.