Papal selection process based on Street Fighter II

CARDINALS will use martial arts and arcade-style special moves in their battle to become Pope, it has emerged.

Crime glamorous again

A MASSIVE diamond heist heralds a new golden age of sexy crime, it has been claimed.

659 million people even worse than you thought

ALMOST 10 percent of the people on Earth are even worse than you had suspected.

Carnival cruise passengers offered new identities

CRUISE passengers who endured the Carnival Triumph will be able to start a new life with a different name.

Kerry refuses to speak English

JOHN Kerry has stopped speaking English to avoid accusations of intellectualism by US voters.