THE United States has taken another small step towards realising they are not all the stars of some badly written melodrama.
INTERNATIONAL diplomats have been given a tour of Iran's nuclear facilities after finding a golden ticket inside a Lion Bar.
NORTH and South Korea have been urged to settle their differences over a big plate of dog chops.
IRELAND is to save itself from bankruptcy by dancing.
GEORGE W Bush has defended his presidency insisting history will wait
until he is dead before admitting that mass killing and bankruptcy are excellent.