PRESIDENT Francois Hollande has confirmed France’s unconditional surrender to the Norse god of thunder.
THE nation of Greece said sorry to the European Union with a present of an enormous wooden horse.
AN underpants-based terror plot has fuelled speculation that Al Quaeda is being inspired by adult humour comic Viz.
VLADIMIR Putin has erected a 100ft bronze flipped finger in the middle of Red Square.
PRESIDENT Nicolas Sarkozy and challenger Francois Hollande have commenced the long smoke-off that will decide France's new leader.
FRANCE has once again proved itself to be exactly the same as Adolf Hitler, everyone agreed last night.
THE parties held by penis-wielding former premier Silvio Berlusconi have shocked Italy with their lack of imagination.
HILARIOUS video of the botched North Korean rocket test has fallen into the hands of Harry Hill, it has emerged.