International

Texas struggling with life under communism

TEXAS is now a communist state following the re-election of Barack Obama, it has emerged.

Mitt Romney living in White House cellar

FORMER presidential hopeful Mitt Romney has been secretly living in the basement of the White House.

Obama relaunches America as 'Asfungl'

RE-ELECTED president Barack Obama has announced the end of America, which is to become a new country called 'Asfungl'.

Illuminati celebrate election victory

BARACK Obama’s victory has brought the tyrannical New World Order a step closer, according to the Illuminati.

God ignores idiots

GOD has emphatically ignored the fervent prayers of idiots, allowing Barack Obama to be re-elected as President.

Romney raised by impala

MITT Romney was born in Kenya and raised by beasts, it has emerged.