THERE has been hardly any economic activity in France since the last Serge Gainsbourg album, it has emerged.
THE escalating pop video war between North and South Korea could trigger nuclear conflict, it has been claimed.
MITT Romney has relaunched his campaign with a direct appeal to America's fundamental stupidity.
BRITAIN is at war with France and the 'Axis of Tits', as breast-based conflict threatens to engulf the planet.
PRESIDENT Barack Obama has described America as being easily one of the world's top twenty countries.
POLICE will attempt to lure Julian Assange from the Ecuadorian embassy using a 'trail of secrets' which the Wikileaks founder should find irresistible.
PLUCKY Wales is bidding for the 2026 Commonwealth Games, which lots of people think are just as good as the Olympics.