FRANCE is to pimp out its cultural heritage in order to clear its debts.
THE US has responded to Iran's space ambitions with plans to send a monkey strapped to a dog into space.
PRESIDENT Obama mimed to a backing track while being sworn in as president, it has emerged.
BELFAST councillors hope to stop the city’s ongoing riots with by replacing the union flag with a bizarre image of Benedict Cumberbatch.
ALEX Jones is the result of an intense conversation between Adolf Hitler and the angry midget prospector, Yosemite Sam, psychiatrists have confirmed.
THE Sun's open letter to Argentina is a double bluff to deliver the paper's dream of a second Falklands war, it has emerged.