CORNWALL will today celebrate its new minority status with an unstoppable deluge of fresh cream.
THE Duchess of Cambridge has been taken to Australian hearts after a series of increasingly racist comments about New Zealand.
AMERICA has become a communist country following the appearance of a red moon.
WORLD leaders are considering a nuclear missile attack on Calfornia's Coachella festival.
SWEDISH ministers have announced a six-hour working day as part of plans to make their country more stereotypical.
RUSSIA is to open a limited-term 'pop-up' government in the Ukraine to test consumer demand.
POPE Francis tried to bottle the Queen yesterday after a comment about Henry VIII sparked a fight.
PRESIDENT Obama has announced sanctions against Russia which include a ban on the season finale of True Detective.