BLUR'S Alex James has delivered a glowing report of Iran's Parchin military complex after becoming the only inspector allowed onto the site.
AS Mitt Romney took another decisive step towards the Republican nomination, President Obama asked if he could tell him again how Mormonism got started.
SYRIA'S President Assad is now realising the full value of not being friends with Tony Blair.
GREECE could be forced to set up some kind of tax system, the country's prime minster has admitted.
THE United Nations Security Council remains deadlocked over which countries are allowed to exterminate Arab civilians.
PRINCE William is to ease the growing tension with Argentina by borrowing his brother's SS uniform.
SAUDI women have been banned from using supermarket self check-outs amid fears the female voiced systems could lead to homosexuality and the extinction of virgins.
PRESIDENT Obama was condemned last night for not describing his Republican opponents as total dicks.