THE people of France have been left shocked by the complete absence of shock they feel at former president Jacques Chirac being found guilty of embezzlement.
THREE days after the exploding Euro-summit, everyone is still pretending that they know what is going to happen.
THE result of Russia's parliamentary election was decided two weeks ago and then locked in a safe to prevent corruption.
THE 'Arab Spring' is a mistranslation, it has emerged.
ITALY'S new prime minister has begun the deskankification of the country's politics.
GIVING up smoking has put Barack Obama in the mood to launch a few warheads, it emerged last night.
GEORGE Papandreou may be trying to con Europe with the short grift, experts have claimed.
GREECE was condemned last night for punching a lovely horse right in its face.