Cameron fails in bid to add an extra 500 explosions to Syria

SYRIA'S civil war will witness slightly fewer explosions after MPs voted to keep British bombs for something else.

Vikings were just fantasy role-players

THE Vikings were a race of fantasy role-players who never invaded anywhere, it has emerged.

Russia just so gay

RUSSIA could not be gayer if it tried, it has been claimed.

Cameron offers military aid to Spain

DAVID Cameron has pledged military support to help Spain invade Gibraltar.

Inspirational dolphin picture prompts Middle East talks

ISRAEL and Palestine are moving toward a peace agreement after somebody posted a picture of some dolphins on Facebook.