THE president of Iran last night fought off an angry United Nations
General Assembly using nothing but a medium sized courgette.
MEN cannot resist touching themselves while watching Tea Party candidate Christine O'Donnell's anti-masturbation diatribe, it has emerged.
POPE Benedict was congratulated on the sheer heft and girth of his
testicles last night after the former Hitler Youth member said
atheists were Nazis and accused Richard Dawkins of plotting a new
A CHURCH in Florida is to commemorate the anniversary of the 9-11 atrocity by causing another one.
THE Pope was last night accused of using British taxpayers to protect himself from non-sexually transmitted bullets.
THE Chinese were celebrating another great leap forward today as their
lives finally achieved Western levels of hellish pointlessness.