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Farage to speak at far-right German rally just like he dreamed of doing as a boy

NIGEL Farage is to speak at the rally of a far-right German party, just like he dreamed of doing when he was a boy at school.

I have no f**king idea where I'm going with this, admits Kim Jong-un

KIM Jong-un is not really sure what his nuclear weapons programme is meant to achieve, he has admitted.

How about we forget the bill and get straight to the part we like, says Davis

THE UK has suggested the EU skip this whole bill business and go straight to the part where we get everything we want.

Kim wants to be Trump who wants to be Putin

KIM JONG-UN desperately wants to be Donald Trump who yearns to be Vladimir Putin, psychologists have agreed.

There are bad factions on both sides of this hurricane, claims Trump

DONALD Trump has claimed that there are bad factions on both sides of the hurricane that hit America this weekend.

America to remain in darkness until at least 2020

THERE will be a darkness cloaking America for at least the next three years, it has emerged.

Davis brings cake to EU meeting and insists he wants to eat it then somehow take it home

DAVID Davis has turned up to latest round of EU negotiations with a cake that he says he wants to eat but then still have afterwards.

Bannon calls White House to ask if he left sack of wild snakes there

STEVE Bannon called the White House to see if anyone has found a sack containing wild snakes, it has been confirmed.