GREEK debt talks have broken down after the country kept changing the subject to the new series of True Detective.
BEING on a ferry is f**king boring, a strike-hit British family has discovered.
GREECE leaving the euro could cause a continent-wide depression and stop Britons getting the exact beer they want on holiday, it has emerged.
GREECE is not a real place and its debts were just a dream all along, it has been agreed.
THE climbers who stripped naked at the top of Mount Kinabalu have been sentenced to four months inside its 800°C crater.
AL-QAEDA chiefs admit they have slipped well below ISIS in the world’s evil league table.
BRITAIN has been cleared to leave the EU because Brexit is perfectly usable while other countries have been permanently barred.
THE most popular and good-looking leaders have formed a clique at the G7 summit without David Cameron.