DONALD Trump has revealed he has had nightmares about him becoming president.
DONALD Trump believes that owning golf courses is something British people find impressive, it has emerged.
DONALD Trump has accused Islam of ‘f**king up his once beautiful head of hair’.
DAVID Cameron has called on Britain to flatten the last remaining bumpy bits of Syria.
THE NEXT dominant species on the planet is following the news of a downed Russian jet on the Syria-Turkey border with growing interest.
REFUGEES from Syria have been asked to just drive their boats in a circle until Europe decides what to do with them.
THE prime minister has announced financial incentives for any UK business which commits to airstrikes in Syria.
SYRIANS are having a typical Monday, it has been confirmed.