DONALD Trump, first introduced in stock market heist thriller Trump! in 1981, has vowed to become the US’s first fictional president.
STRANDED lorry drivers in Kent have broken records for the level of violent racism in their conversations.
A FLOTILLA of brave of volunteers will sail to Calais and then sail back with no migrants on board.
THE US dentist who killed Cecil the lion has said he would not knowingly have targeted an animal with a name.
PHOTOS from inside the White House on September 11th 2001 show Dick Cheney looking exactly as you would expect if the conspiracy theories were true.
PRESIDENT Obama has admitted to being ‘stymied by a bunch of gap-toothed, gun-loving shit-for-brains’.
AN Australian surfer has celebrated beating a shark in a fight by drinking a tin of weak, fizzy beer.
A LADS-ONLY holiday to Magaluf has been spoiled by one man’s stubborn refusal to behave like an utter twat.