EXPATRIATES who cannot participate in the EU referendum have vowed to give their children detailed instructions on how to vote.
AUSTRIAN voters have rejected fascism by a landslide margin of over half a percent.
THE Labour Party in Scotland has finished ninth behind a party promising more human sacrifices.
DONALD Trump is continuing to stress how intelligent he is, while finding increasingly inarticulate ways of doing of so.
SCOTTISH Nationalists have reacted with fury to a new bank note design that does not demand independence.
PRESIDENT Barack Obama has enjoyed learning about Boris Johnson.
A MAN is convinced that Britain should stay in Europe because he imagines it gives him continental flair.
2016 is to be brought to an early end before anybody else dies.